Weekly dog poop pickup for Macomb County yards. We sweep every inch, sanitize our gear between yards, and text you a photo of your latched gate when we're done.
No contracts
Pet & kid-safe
Happy Yard Guarantee
Rather talk to a human? Call or text(586) 555-0142
Instant price · no phone tag
Get your price in 30 seconds
Gate-check photo every visit
Text alert when we're done
Tools disinfected between yards
Pet-safe, kid-safe
No contracts, cancel by text
All four Michigan seasons
Happy Yard Guarantee
Gate-check photo every visit
Text alert when we're done
Tools disinfected between yards
Pet-safe, kid-safe
No contracts, cancel by text
All four Michigan seasons
Happy Yard Guarantee
How it works
Poop-free in three easy steps
No phone tag. No contracts. No more stepping in it.
1
Get your price
Tell us about your pack. Your price shows up instantly, right on this page. Book in under a minute.
2
We scoop, every week
Same day every week. We walk your yard in a grid, bag every pile, and disinfect our tools before the next yard.
3
You relax
A text and a gate-check photo land when we're done. Bare feet, barbecues, and zoomies are back on.
Simple, honest pricing
Pick your scoop schedule
Per-visit prices for a yard up to ¼ acre. Bigger yard or extras? Your quote adjusts automatically.
How many dogs?
Fall Kickoff: Your first weekly visit is FREE when you start any recurring plan. Ends Oct 31.
Every other week
$56/visit
about $122/month, billed monthly
For one small pup, or a yard that gets light traffic.
Whole-yard grid sweep, corners and mulch beds too
Text + gate-check photo after every visit
Tools and boots disinfected between yards
No contract. Pause or cancel by text
Most popular
Weekly
$40/visit
about $173/month, billed monthly
The sweet spot. Your yard never gets a chance to get gross.
Whole-yard grid sweep, corners and mulch beds too
Text + gate-check photo after every visit
Tools and boots disinfected between yards
No contract. Pause or cancel by text
Twice a week
$32/visit
about $277/month, billed monthly
Big pack, kids playing out back, or a pristine-lawn perfectionist.
Whole-yard grid sweep, corners and mulch beds too
Text + gate-check photo after every visit
Tools and boots disinfected between yards
No contract. Pause or cancel by text
One-time cleanup
from$190
Spring thaw, move-outs, parties, or a yard that got away from you.
Spring thaw and fall leaf cleanups
Move-ins, move-outs, and listings
Before parties and barbecues
Price confirmed before we start
Sprinkles on top
Deodorize & sanitize+$12/visitPet-safe enzyme spray on the potty zones.
Haul-away+$6/visitIt leaves with us instead of going in your trash can.
Initial cleanupfrom $50, onceOnly if it's been more than two weeks. Shown in your quote before you book.
The Poop-o-Meter
How much is hiding in your grass right now?
Slide to find out. Then let us make it zero.
Right now, your yard is holding about
21lbs
That's about the weight of a Thanksgiving turkey.
Estimate: about ¾ lb a day for a medium-size dog. Every dog is different (thankfully).
Why pet parents switch
The little things are the whole thing
Gate-check photo
We photograph your latched gate on the way out. Every. Single. Visit.
Done-and-dusted texts
A quick text the moment your yard is clear, so you never have to wonder.
Sanitized between yards
Tools and boots get disinfected before every yard, so nothing hitchhikes onto your lawn.
Every inch, every time
We walk your yard in a grid: corners, mulch beds, behind the shed, under the deck steps.
No contracts
Month to month. Pause for vacation, skip a week, or cancel with a text.
Happy Yard Guarantee
Missed a pile? Tell us within 24 hours and we'll come back and fix it, free.
Real talk
You could do it yourself. But why?
One dog leaves behind roughly 270 pounds a year. That's a lot of Saturday mornings.
Scooping it yourself compared with Poopy Scoops
Topic
DIY
Poopy Scoops
Saturday mornings
Spent bent over
Yours again
Surprises underfoot
A weekly tradition
Retired
Gear
Bags, gloves, a strong stomach
Our problem
Sanitizing
"The rain will get it"
Tools disinfected every yard
Gate left open?
Fingers crossed
Photo proof it's latched
Cost
Your time and dignity
From $40 a visit
Commercial service
Cleaner common areas. Happier residents.
We install, stock, and empty pet waste stations and scoop your common areas on a schedule, with a photo report after every visit.
Pet waste stationsInstalled, stocked with bags, and emptied
Common-area sweepsLawns, trails, and dog runs on your schedule
Photo service reportsProof for your board after every visit
One monthly invoiceSimple billing for every property
Spread the love, not the poop
Share the poop-free life
Give $25Get $25
Refer a neighbor
When a friend starts recurring service with your name, you both get $25 off. There's no limit on friends.
Or share your own link. Anyone who books through it is credited to you.
Gift a poop-free yard
The perfect present for new puppy parents, busy families, and anyone who has ever said "not it."
Service area
Proudly scooping Macomb County
Tight weekly routes mean we show up on the same day, every week. Here's where we scoop today:
Sterling Heights
Warren
Clinton Township
Macomb Township
Shelby Township
Chesterfield
Washington Township
St. Clair Shores
Roseville
Utica
Fraser
Mount Clemens
Harrison Township
New Baltimore
Eastpointe
Center Line
Romeo
Ray Township
Lenox
Richmond
Armada
Bruce Township
Questions
Good questions. Straight answers.
Still curious? Text us and a real human will answer.
Do I need to be home when you come?
Nope. Leave the gate unlocked (or send us the code) and go about your day. We text you when we're done, with a photo of your latched gate.
What happens to the poop?
We double-bag it and drop it in your outdoor trash can. Want it gone for good? Add haul-away for $6 a visit and it leaves with us.
Is it safe for my dogs and kids?
Yes. We only use pet-safe products, and we disinfect our tools and boots between every yard so nothing from another yard hitchhikes onto yours.
Should my dog stay inside while you scoop?
Please. It keeps everyone safe and lets us move fast. We'll text you a heads-up when we're on the way.
Do you scoop in the rain and snow?
Rain, yes. Lightning, we reschedule. In winter we scoop what's above the snow, and we catch up on anything that was buried once it melts.
Is there a contract?
No. Service is month to month. Pause, skip, or cancel any time from your account page or with a text, and you won't be billed again.
How do I pay?
Sign up online with a card or your bank account (no card fees). Your first month is charged when you sign up, then your plan renews monthly on the same date until you cancel. One-time cleanups are invoiced after the work is done. See our terms for the details.
How is my price calculated?
By how many dogs you have, how often we come, and how big your yard is. Weekly service starts at $40 a visit for one dog on a standard yard. The quote tool above shows your exact price in about 30 seconds.
What if it's been a while since the yard was cleaned?
No judgment. Your first visit becomes an initial cleanup with a one-time add-on based on how long it's been. You'll see it in your quote before you book.
What if you miss a spot?
That's what our Happy Yard Guarantee is for. Tell us within 24 hours and we'll come back and fix it, free.
Do you work with HOAs, apartments, and dog parks?
Yes. We install, stock, and empty pet waste stations and scoop common areas on a schedule. See commercial service.
Your yard called. It wants its grass back.
Get your price in 30 seconds and book in under a minute. Cancel anytime.